Frank Zappa Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce Lyrics

 

Sunshine Dempsey

• kelley i think you’ll have to drive.

 

Mark Clements

• why does this say “seen by everyone”
• i feel exposed

 

Kelley Irmen

• Broth reminds me of nuns
  (Munch . . . kin)
  I see them smashing with rulers
  Disciplining munchkin cretins
  (Munchkin cretins)
  Tortured munchkins
  (Munchkin cretins)
  Tortured munchkins
  Irish Catholic victims
  Little green scratchy sweaters
  (Sweaters)
  Little green scratchy ones
  (Courduroy ponce)
  And courduroy ponce
  Courduroy ponce
  And green scratchy munchkin
  Irish Catholic victims
  (Munch-kins
  Munch-a-kins)
  Munchkins get me hot
  Munchkins get me, get me hot

• · 

Hot!
Gets her real hot

 

Kelley Irmen

• it is just the three of us. relax.

 

Mark Clements

• when you wanna come

 

Sunshine Dempsey

• I read the first word as a name and I was like “that’s an awesome name… ‘Broth.”” then i realized it was a weak soup.

 

Kelley Irmen

• i want to know what corduroys have to do with Catholicism

 

Mark Clements

• four words
• back to school shopping

 

Kelley Irmen

• Broth is Thor’s other brother

 

Mark Clements

• kohls

 

Kelley Irmen

• the nearest Kohls is 45 minutes away
• so i can only steal from Target

 

Mark Clements

• the nearest fuck i give about Thor is 45 years away

 

Kelley Irmen

• my options are really limited

 

Sunshine Dempsey

• i went to Target on friday and they were all out of notebook paper.

 

Mark Clements

• the movie where natalie portman is a dumb bitch and doesn’t get hit with a giant hammer

 

Kelley Irmen

• natalie portman was great in The Professional

11 minutes ago

Sunshine Dempsey

• they were also out of natalie portman.
• she was like 5 in that.

 

Mark Clements

• she was great never

 

Mark Clements

• there is an ant on my computer
• there are ants everywhere
• i feel like i am on meth
• or in hellraiser ii

 

Sunshine Dempsey

• are you on meth?

 

Kelley Irmen

• okay. hang on
• we are done here
• i have to go wash off

 

Mark Clements

• no
• how dare you

 

Kelley Irmen

• sunshine got shit to do

 

Sunshine Dempsey

• i never did smoke. i ate quiche instead.

The CSI Miami YouTube page is brimming with talent (someone vote on the best)

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 = what I used to use as ‘punishment’ for clients at my job in Colorado. AND I NEVER NOTICED THESE:

  “Sir we found semen in the victim’s ear.”

  “It seems the victim heared…

  ( •_•)

  ( •_•)>⌐■-■

  (⌐■_■)

  …the killer coming”

  YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

  Zerokillerfly 1 week ago 49

• “We found Charlie Sheen dead of a cocaine overdose.”

  ( •_•) Well, it would seem…

  ( •_•)>⌐■-■ … he took enough…

  (⌐■_■) … for two and a half men.

  YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

  Grizzwald614 4 days ago 30

  • I don’t think Russian music fans should be…

    ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    “Putin” up with this.

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAHHHH!

    Fishing1233211 51 minutes ago 2

  • “Did you hear about that pirate who was killed with his own penis?”

    ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    “He was hung”

    YEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

    SuperMonsterJ 4 hours ago

  • ”Sir, how do we find the victim in the night”

    ”to find him…..

    (⌐■_■)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    ( •_•)

    ….i put off my glasses”

    YYYYEEAAAAAAAH

    DjordyH 23 hours ago

  • “Sir, the victim was found with knife marks in his eyeballs”.

    “Well it seems…”

    ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■) “he kept his eyes peeled”

    YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HH

    hazzathehedgehog 1 day ago 2

  • “Sir the victim was found with a frog inside his throat.”

    “I think the killer wanted us to think…

    ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    …he Kermit suicide.”

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!­!!!

    RickRollR 1 day ago 2

  • (•_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (┌■_•)

    Like a sir

    denzel232 1 day ago

  • H, Somebody stole your puppy.

    •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    (⌐■_■)

    ( ;_;)>⌐■-■

    mrrobville 1 day ago

    • This may be a bad one, but I just had to put it up:

      “Sir, we found the Barracuda’s spike in Steve Irwin’s chest area.”

      “Well it seems like he died the way he lived”…

      (▪▁▪)

      (▪▁▪)>┌■-■

      (┌■_■)

      … With Animals in his heart.”

      YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

      jetsfan8710 2 days ago

    • Looks like your response has been

      (•_•)

      ( •_•)>⌐■-■

      (⌐■_■)

      Mashed

      YYYYEEEEEEEAEEAAAAAHHHHHH !!!

      Damase19 in reply to CouchPotato343 (Show the comment) 2 days ago 6

    • Yes, don’t refute my actual claim, just attack my character that totally is not a weak stance to have in a debate.

      CouchPotato343 in reply to Damase19 (Show the comment) 2 days ago

    • “Sir, somebody over at Warner Bros. decided that the world needed a straight-to-video sequel to the classic film, “A Christmas Story”. In retaliation, fans of the original disembodied him and stuffed his body parts, along with unopened copies of the sequel, down the garbage chute.”

      “Well, you know what they say, Frank: Straight-to-video equals…

      (•_•)

      ( •_•)>⌐■-■

      (⌐■_■)

      …straight-to-dumpster.”

      YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­­­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

      Killermike2178 2 days ago

    • What a Bad name.

      Damase19 in reply to CouchPotato343 (Show the comment) 2 days ago

    • What a bad show.

      CouchPotato343 3 days ago

    • YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­

      HighPriceComedy in reply to StoneSpeedArrangment (Show the comment) 3 days ago

      • Frank : “the suspect was found dead a week ago, We found in his medical records that he had HIV after having sex with his assistant”

        Huratio “Frank, all he wanted was an AID……(sunglasses) but then he got AIDS”.

        YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH !!!!!!!!!

        Lior22g 3 days ago

      • “Sir, football player Chad Johnson was arrested.”

        “I guess you could say, he didn’t catch the pigskin”

        ( •_•)

        ( •_•)>⌐■-■

        (⌐■_■)

        “the pigs caught his skin.” YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

        theblufintuna 3 days ago 4

        “The condom broke”

        “Well i guess….”

        ( •_•)>⌐■-■

        (⌐■_■)

        “Im just going to have to kill it”

        “Wait…what”

        YEEEAAHHHH!!!

        DoomasaurasRex 2 weeks ago 11

GMAIL STATUS COMMUNICATIONS

Gmail Status Updates

Kelley I: Mark…it fell right off.

Kelley I: not while the causation of castration is still present

Mark’s new status message – Kelley has castration anxiety   10:54 AM

Kelley I: a decent human being emerges every so often…

Mark’s new status message – is the decent human being your penis   11:17 AM

Kelley I: listen, we all know that thing is never decent. unless it is pointing at Mark.

Mark’s new status message – well mine is in the league of decency   11:23 AM

Kelley I: I just bought that league, so you are screwed.

Mark’s new status message – are you also running for president of Russia   11:27 AM

Kelley I: nah, i just want to own things which you belong to or are a part of …

Sunshine’s new status message – I’m running for the president of Russia   11:46 AM

Mark’s new status message – you’ll have to brush up on your bear-wrestling techniques   11:53 AM

Kelley I: I’m moving to Sunshine’s country.

Sunshine’s new status message – Imma be a puppet president for the State of Kelley   11:54 AM

Kelley I: My state places importance upon physical activity in schools, which is why bear-wrestling is a required PE course. every. year.

Sunshine’s new status message – are you guys calling me a bear?   11:56 AM

Kelley I: No, I think Mark just wants to wrestle. In Russia.

Sunshine’s new status message – i will wrestle Mark Clements in Russia in 2012.   11:57 AM

Kelley I: that is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard, Sunshine.

Mark’s new status message – basically I’m Muhammad Ali and you’re George Foreman. and Kelley is a George Foreman grill   12:00 PM

Kelley I: modify: that is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard, Mark.

Mark’s new status message – the only peril of this metaphor is it makes Matthew Cooperman don king   12:07 PM

Mark’s new status message – now i want to watch ‘when we were kings’ lol   12:13 PM

Sunshine’s new status message – now I’m going to sing ‘we three kings’   12:14 PM

Mark’s new status message – now i am going to dress up like a webelo scout   12:15 PM

***********

 

Kelley I

♫ is that so bad?

Mark’s new status message – yes it is that bad   12:24 PM

Kelley I

♫ take a bath and listen to some Dido

Mark’s new status message – are you saying I’m Eminem?   12:39 PM

Kelley I

♫ I’ve always had my suspicions

Mark’s new status message – you just had a communion issue   12:44 PM

Kelley I

♫ i just lost translation

Mark’s new status message – it’s the motion of the ocean   12:48 PM

Kelley I

♫ it’s the size of the wave

Mark’s new status message – it’s the size of your typewriter   12:54 PM

Kelley I

♫ LOOK. i had a typewriter before they were even invented, okay?

Mark’s new status message – you were typecast before you were born!   12:57 PM

Kelley I

♫ i am J.D. Salinger

Mark’s new status message – I am J.G. Wentworth   12:58 PM

Kelley I

♫ i am the Burlington coat factory

Mark’s new status message – well i am the Burlington northern Santa Fe   1:01 PM

Kelley I

♫ i am Vermont maple syrup

Mark’s new status message – you are Jon huntsman   1:04 PM

Kelley I

♫ you’re Howard dean

Mark’s new status message – “god damn you jimmy dean” was the last line in a play i wrote in high school   1:06 PM

Kelley I

♫ jimmy dean was the last guy i beat up in high school

Mark’s new status message – so you are jimmy dean   1:07 PM

Kelley I

♫ are you insinuating a self-perp?

Mark’s new status message – you may be perpius maximus   1:10 PM

Kelley I

♫ mentula oblongata

Mark’s new status message – do not bring up Adam Sandler again!   1:14 PM

Kelley I

♫ then wear the tube tops i sent you and stop fighting me

Mark’s new status message – i don’t know what nasty material you’ve left in those tube socks   1:18 PM

Kelley I

♫ which is why you keep sniffing them

***********

 

put a v in there, Mark

Mark’s new status message – don’t eat bad vag

Kelley I

♫ in soviet Russia, bad vag eat you

Mark Clements

♫ so that’s why Sunshine isn’t online anymore. she’s in a gulag

Kelley I

♫ yes, gulag = virginia museum

Mark’s new status message – goulash = vagina museum   10:15 AM

Kelley I

♫ vagina museum = my apartment

Mark’s new status message – vagina compartment   10:19 AM

Kelley I

♫ used to be for gloves

Mark’s new status message – OJ Simpson   10:23 AM

Kelley I

♫ used to be a talented part time actor

Mark Clements

♫ apparently you are a part time actor

Kelley I

♫ go back to reading WSJ on the toilet

Mark’s new status message – as long as you wipe with it   11:58 AM

Kelley I

♫ perhaps, but his meth usage really increased during the hiatus

Mark’s new status message – you’re Phil Collins   1:51 PM

Kelley I

♫ I’m your Phil Collins

***********

 

Kelley I

♫ Me not knowing boundaries: anyway, do you have your period?

Sunshine Dempsey

♫ we have no boundaries: we finally synched up

Mark Clements

♫ i thought a penis was your boundary

Kelley I

♫ your penis is my bounty

Mark’s new status message – my penis is not a paper towel   11:06 AM

Kelley I

♫ it has a certain lumberjack(ness) about it…

Mark’s new status message – because it blows its nose without tissues   11:09 AM

Kelley I

♫ you should have that checked out

Kelley I

♫ Sunshine, don’t get drastic. Leave your armpit hair alone!

Mark’s new status message – everyone is patti smith today   11:14 AM

Sunshine’s new status message – it’s all shaved off.  like a new-born baby’s armpits.   11:14 AM

Kelley I

♫ no one puts baby armpits in the corner

Sunshine’s new status message – my armpits carried a watermelon   11:15 AM

Kelley I

♫ your armpits love johnny castle and mark’s penis has a nasal drip

Sunshine’s new status message – mark use my skin as a tissue.   11:17 AM

Kelley I

♫ mark, use your penis to carry this watermelon

Mark’s new status message – sunshine borrowed my skin so my penis might be too sensitive to carry a watermelon   11:19 AM

Kelley I

♫ is that your way of saying you are impotent

Mark’s new status message – it’s my way of saying I’m POTUS   11:26 AM

Kelley I

♫ and you have the clap

Kelley I

♫ i like when mark tells me to “strike fast”

Mark’s new status message – technically, Sunshine is mid-90s angelina jolie   11:36 AM

Sunshine’s new status message – technically, i have a vial of Kelley’s blood on a chain around my neck.   11:37 AM

Kelley I

♫ johnny. lee. miller.

Mark’s new status message – technically, that’s semen.   11:38 AM

Kelley I

♫ i mean… billy. bob. thorton.

Sunshine’s new status message – it really IS semen!   11:39 AM

Kelley I

♫ technically, literally, obviously…i am virile

Sunshine’s new status message – technically, i wear a bucket of Kelley’s semen on a chain around my neck.   11:41 AM

(Sunshine:  that would make riding the bus weird.)

Kelley I

♫ technically, my loads are prolific

Sunshine’s new status message – technically, it would be hard to do sit-ups with a bucket of semen on a chain around your neck.   11:43 AM

Kelley I

♫ night at the museum III?

Sunshine’s new status message – new summer program:  Night at the Museum III, The Bucket of Semen.   11:46 AM

Kelley I

♫ Is ben stiller still going to star in that?

Mark’s new status message – no, jerry stiller   11:47 AM

Sunshine’s new status message – new summer program:  Night at the Museum III, The Bucket of Semen, starring   11:47 AM

Sunshine’s new status message – new summer program:  Night at the Museum III, The Bucket of Semen, starring Ben Kingsley   11:48 AM

Kelley I

♫ oh man, that’s classy

Sunshine’s new status message – it’s a lot like Schindler’s List only with more fart jokes   11:48 AM

(Sunshine:  Imma make that last one my Facebook status out of context)

Mark’s new status message – and everyone wears a track suit instead of a yellow star   11:49 AM

Kelley I

♫ never forget

Kelley I

♫ I’m glad our rap(e) duo / shift to film is working out for us…

Mark’s new status message – Kelley is j edgar hoover   11:54 AM

Sunshine’s new status message – Mark that makes you ladybird johnson   11:55 AM

Oh Craigslist: I wish this project had worked out. Paranoia. I miss Imable.

stanley lane and all wonder docs..all

Date: 2012-03-07, 4:47PM EST
Reply to: .craigslist.org

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hope your ‘relatives’ are doing well and they don’t need care anytime soon

laila

• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:

Imable Tohelp	Mar 15
to me

First of all you are wrong. Craigslist isn’t the best source because the majority of Craigslist is fake. The missed connections are not real and they are cops posting phony missed connections to reach out to their buddies. After that they communicate via the Cl server. Reason being is what they do is illegal so they can’t make direct contact with the other corrupt cop they’re seeking out.

Just as mine is phony below. I am not really looking for a Stanley Lane but the corrupt cops know exactly who I’m referring to.

kelley I	Mar 15
to Imable

Really, they are cops hiding their identity to link up with other corrupt cops?
So are you messing with their system, or involved in it?

Thanks for responding to me by the way,
kelley

Imable Tohelp	Mar 15
to me

No. I’m just reading it because I know what theyre saying and who they are looking for. I don’t read it much anymore, they bore me. I’m there once or twice per week for a minute to post something but it;s all bs so I don’t read.

kelley I	Mar 15
to Imable

How do you know what they are saying? When you post, do you end up confusing them?
Do they think you are a cop also?

Imable Tohelp	Mar 15
to me

hahhahahhaha. i study hard….no they do not think im  one thankfully..

they make a lot of mistakes but hey’re more careful now….ive known they’ve been there for years…

i used to post the hope steffy video for them …

tell eyes he’s soon.

A discussion about Facebook. With posts omitted to cause extra confusion.

Didn’t you once have a post about losing friends on Facebook and not knowing why? Was that you? Because…well, it is sharing time.

• mainly… dips occur because of topics such as, detergent porn, promotion of friends’ videos/books, mocking states, talks about cannibalism, and many more
• • wait wait wait, i need an explanation of “detergent porn”
  • it spiraled from a picture I posted of my internet not working. the site was a softerworld or something? i immediately talked about porn, someone else snowballed it, and honestly, i think it should exist.
  • Update on depletion: mentioning that purchasing vibrators in Alabama is illegal.
  • Again: pictures of Hitler pregnant
  • please never let this thread die.

    I have to scroll all over the place to find it. And by all over the place – I just mean keep hitting the scroll bar. It actually isn’t that difficult. Or maybe it is. No, it isn’t.
  • calling Captain America a ‘lame virgin’ / referencing James Spader too many times (which is actually impossible) / admission of paranoia over camera on laptop when your laptop does not have a camera
  • THAT LAST ONE IS THE GREATEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SAID
  • reiterating the Sherls: please never let this thread die.
  • you should hear the things i say out loud. then, i have to shout, “my therapist says i am an EXTERNAL PROCESSOR! it isnt my fault.”
  • i lost another friend today. i wouldn’t have noticed but my friend count was at 375 & you don’t forget a number like 375 (sounds like a highway, yo)

    Like
  • see, this thread is kind of becoming my blog. i have categories where i put everyone based on places i’ve lived. then, a category called ‘writerly’ – i only get sassy if i lose a writerly or close friend. also, im at work (at a community college) and someone just told me to get off my phone. how dare!
  • you don’t need disloyal friends
  • i worked at a community college & i texted during class.

    {     }, how dare!
  • I’ve been exiled to Alabama. These are difficult times.

    Like
  • my parents’ kitchen table is my desk. I UNDERSTAND.
  • there isn’t even a bus in a 10-mile radius of this place. I UNDERSTAND TOO
  • oh my god. we all share so many FEELINGS. so when i tell you that i overheard the conversation, “well, like math, right? totally cater to the chinese students. and we don’t even get the GOOD chinese, because those chinese stay in china.” you guys get me? you understand the look on my face?
  • another reason for count drop could be the picture the band ‘Boston’ which I put up on a thread (btw)
  • HOLY SHIT

    Like
  • It is because we studied Poetry.
  • ‎^ that one
  • those will be my dying words. though i might type them to guarantee Poetry not poetry.
  • and because when I saw Alice Notley read, and heard her say, “You cum / I win” – I completely levitated from my chair.

    Like
  • my tombstone: “BRBMFers”

    Like
  • i levitate every time that happens in real life
  • i just discovered my ‘Heroes’ DVDs (seasons 1 & 2 only) work on my player despite being wrong region and i levitated a little bit. in one area.

    Like
  • If I had a penis – I’d make sure to levitate all over the place. Grocery stores, dog parks, Target… wherever.
  • i’m a constant levitation

    Like
  • you’re Leviathan

    Like
  • brings a whole new nomadic dimension to the phrase ‘wherever i hang my hat i’m home’, don’t it.
  • gonna get that tattooed on my stomach all THUG LIFE like
  • i was thinking if you needed somewhere to hang your dry cleaning…
  • i tend to keep dry-clean only garments at a remove from the Leviathan. also, {     }, as a reader of all your inked things, i’mma veto that right now.

Thread discussions: clip from GLADIATOR

I just reenacted this scene. No one knew what I was doing. Neither did I. Maybe it is because I threw a stick instead of a sword?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

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• • would’ve paid to see this.
  • Hope you were wearing some version of that outfit
  • love that movie. You can come reenact it for us 🙂

• did you do this at the dog park? because… god i hope you did this at the dog park.
• at the dog park? I have been talking to Trotsky about exile and Stalin, but she just ignores me. This was something totally different.
• kells, you know you’ve been talking to your dog about the Roman Empire. all. the. time.
• also i watched a documentary on the dark ages last night and… i gotta say… booooring.
• We’ve moved on. She gets it. Now, we’ve moved on to the Permanent Revolution.
• she only understands your permanent wave.
• i like to yell “This! Is! Sparta!” and shove my cat into the bathtub.
• We don’t have enough bronzer to do all the things we need to do in public.
• yesterday all started with a party, a dog walk, me wearing a WVU shirt, and a discussion about Alabama vs. WV in terms of “backwards.”

 

More threads. This is about ‘November Rain.’ Three people.

[     ] posted to [     ]

8 hours ago

[     ] DOESN’T REMEMBER THE NOVEMBER RAIN MUSIC VIDEO!!!!!!
I MADE HER YOUTUBE IT RIGHT AWAY WTF

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• • i think i blocked that from my memory.

    8 hours ago · Like
  • HOW DARE! did you not see Slash storm out of the church and do an angry guitar solo because he love axl that much even though mr. rose beats women, especially supermodels… and at one point Slash does a little hip swivel on the piano while axl is playing and i don’t even know if i am spelling axl’s name right but it doesn’t matter because he got cornrows and botox, but the real point is that Slash is more of a gay than you are. BOOOOOOOOOOM

    7 hours ago · Like · 1
  • oooooohhhh. [     ] and i were thinking unrequited love but i was focusing on the chick. everything’s so clear now!!!!

    7 hours ago · Like
  • well what’s [     ]’s explanation for the cake jump?

    7 hours ago · Like
  • that’s stephanie seymour or some shit, whichever model. and i think he really did punch her in the face a couple times. but slash is axl’s real unrequited love.

    7 hours ago · Like · 1
  • i only acknowledge the supermodels in the “Freedom” video.

    7 hours ago · Like · 1
  • they are really moody for being so “on board” with wham’s message

    7 hours ago · Like · 1
  • oh yeah [     ]… why did that guy jump thru axyl’s wedding cake?

    7 hours ago · Like
  • i gotta rewatch and then i’ll tell you

    7 hours ago · Like
  • k but it’s 9 minutes long. fyi

    7 hours ago · Like
  • oh she knows

    7 hours ago · Unlike · 1
  • i used to watch this video obsessively. oh i know.

    7 hours ago · Like
  • now STFU so i can have my moment with Slash.

    7 hours ago · Like
  • first, 2:40, why is she ruining his time with his friends? why is she there? slash isn’t happy. so she is going to get punched later. second, 3:40 = the start of slash’s tantrum = apocalypse = bigger lesbian than [     ]. third, screen shot at 4:10. did you see how many people were in that church? at that wedding? how do they all fit in that tiny desert shanty chapel?

    7 hours ago · Like · 1
  • i have more… hang on

    7 hours ago · Like
  • WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING CAKE [     ] WHAT ABOUT THE CAKE

    7 hours ago · Like
  • waitttttttt, this is a whole fucking process

    7 hours ago · Like · 1
  • i’m getting there

    7 hours ago · Like
  • but there’s more!

    7 hours ago · Like
  • around 5:15 you see the bride looking all sad over her pronounced collarbone, she didn’t like shit being thrown at her while they left an entirely different location…because she is used to fists being thrown at her – trigger, ptsd, ask [     ], i don’t know. 5:38 = strategically placed ‘guns’ sign in whatever freaking town he is in since he can simultaneously be in the desert and LA. the ‘gun’ sign is foreshadowing that it is going to rain at this wedding, this wedding has a lot of smokers, it will ruin their cigarettes. bad things happen when famous, wealthy people don’t get what they want, thus. the man thrown through the cake.

    7 hours ago · Like · 1
  • ‎7:14 = sex! look at his little knee jig, look at his hair, look at how down he is with her being in a coffin. he doesn’t care about the cake? that man was just a pleb. a server. axl’s going to get emo and slash is going to gyrate on top of axl’s grief.

    7 hours ago · Like · 1
  • ‎* 8:54 = axl trying to emote because he knew the ‘gun’ shop, and the knife-licking, was premonition that a bitch was going to get cut in half, hence the coffin style – unless they wanted to bury her with a mirror so she could watch herself decompose. also, the wedding cake? she’s in all black, and slash is like, ‘that’s MY color and that’s MY ginger.’ again, abuse, but ask [     ].

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  • also, every MFA student in fiction should be forced to watch this video at the beginning of workshop. each week.

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  • well thank god that’s settled.

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Guess what you get? Facebook thread! With more than four voices.

• IT’S COMING THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN

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• ‎& I’M NOT EVEN WEARING 3D GLASSES

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• NOW I’M WEARING 3D GLASSES & IT’S INSIDE ME

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• I just touched every doorknob in the neighborhood

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• and by doorknob, i mean penis

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• that’s cool, i don’t touch neighborhood penises

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• fuck, yes i do

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• ‎[         ] is my whole neighborhood

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• i hope this makes the “alt lit” tumblr,

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• You’ve touched neighborhood penises now, because that ET finger? Is in your head. And I live near fraternities.

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• You and me both. I wish I had the ability to instantly upload whatever I wanted.

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• my hair is telling all of you something important, just so you know

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• i can’t see straight

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• Is this 4D?

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• B/c its well above 3D

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• WHAT IS IT TELLING ME?

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• eat some wonderbread, that always helps me because it is god’s food

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• i had a spring roll & it ain’t even spring

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• ^ gonna put that shit in a poem

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• DO

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• IT

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• prophecies, guys. prophecies. I am Joab.

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• gonna call that poem “gonna put that shit in a poem”

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• i think they’re going to lock the doors when i get to [     ] then what will i do oh my oh no

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• NoOOOOOOooo

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• “Poem: Poem”

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• will there be a Q & A about you racially profiling markers?

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• ‎[     ]: i like that

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• everything fuzz

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• TAKE IT. USE IT.

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• End caps lock use.

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•  [     ], it was a BATHROOM MARKER JESUS THAT IS SCARY WTF

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• deep throat it next time, then you don’t have to worry about your hands

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• oh god

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• ‎& i scribbled my whole name: [     ]. like i could’ve just written [     ] which would’ve been less germs less time but no i wrote my whole name i am so dumb

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• oh these pills

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• Skimming all the comments the following pop out: “Bathroom Marker” “Deep throat” “wash hands” and “oh god”

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• I happen to really like everyone on this thread

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• and I still love when [     ] says my full name…it means good things are happening, I swear

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• don’t insult me, [     ]
  

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• [     ]: why don’t yo touch my penis like a doorknob and shut the fuck up

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• wait, do we not know each other well enough for me to say that to you yet?

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• No, that was the perfect response. Someone says that to me at least once a day.

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• This is what we call 4D discussion.

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• The fourth dimension of confusion.

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• hahaha

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• Man, I want to slap [     ] in face until she loves me…until the red shape of my hand on her face is the only thing she sees in the mirror…until she gives that shape a name and that name is “love”

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• Love slaps. Nice.

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• This is like ‘Romancing the Stone.’

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• I have to go watch some more Billy Idol videos now.

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• Here, due to all this talk about slapping. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na45Nus6c00

  

  The B-52’s Glove Slap – The Simpsons

  from Season 11 Episode 5 E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

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• this thread has changed my life

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• Me too, I am super hard and wearing a pig mask for some reason…and listening to the B-52’s

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• Are you a mythological creature? I think you are. I think you are, [     ].

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• I just spoke backwards into your vagina with my mind. Where I am from that means we are married.

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• This is sort of like those caution videos against rock music: you know, where they say if you play the record in reverse you hear the devil? So we are in a satanic union. It is intense.

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• btw…where i am from, that means we are married AND family.

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• It is, I like it.

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• Skim reading this thread resulted in misreading the following: “super hard” “talking” and “vagina.”

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• Put those three together and we have ourselves the next great b-movie monster: a Super Hard Talking Vagina. Okay….

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• no no, this is a good idea, [     ]. Production should start right away. [     ] gets to be the talking vagina.

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• We need expert costume designers pronto.

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•  ‎[     ]’s job.

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• Alright. We have a guy to sculpt the talking vagina.

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• the blind woman in the lionel richie video – “Hello”

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• she’s really talented

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• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA

  

  Hello by Lionel Richie

  The music video for Lionel Richie’s “Hello” directed by Bob Giraldi, attracts at…See More

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• Oh man, had to go watch the video to remember.

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• If anyone broke out into song like that in modern day 2012, no one would do anything

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• Half would record him with their phones

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• I know! I was going to post it because he is so creepy. But really, she’s just a genius.

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• other half would leave. one dumb guy would slap him. And here we are, back into talking about slapping.

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• THis video confirms that Richie is THE epitome of creeper.

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• I was born a talking vagina but will die a beautiful phoenix

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